Top 10 Everything of 2010

At the turn of the New Year, it is but proper to come up with a review of the events that transpired over the past 12 months. Check out my Top 10 hodgepodge events of 2010. 10 – You probably had the Last Song Syndrome with Manny Villar’s TV Ad, “Nakaligo ka na ba sa dagat ng basura?” last May. I believe because of its media overkill, it should have been voted in the Billboard Charts and if be mass-produced, would surely be a radio hit.
9 - Last year’s election brought us the first ever automated election. Smartmatic’s PCOS (Precint Count Optical Scan) is the name; automated election was the game. And did I mention that Joseph Estrada allegedly junked his runningmate, the first black president Jejomar Binay? Photos and TV footage were there to prove it; Erap admitted skipping the VP slot but “returned” and then corrected it.
8 - A pathetic milestone in lawmaking was made by Lito Lapid. His proposed bill: seeking to limit the weight of bags of schoolchildren to three kilos. LOL (for old-timers, this means “Laugh Out Loud”)
7 - The seemingly-never ending debate between the RH bill proponents and the pro-life advocates also made the headlines. The president was warned with excommunication, Carlos Celdran was jailed, and there was a scuffle between the two groups outside the Manila Cathedral. And then suddenly, Report: Pope approves use of condom to prevent diseases”. I can’t help but smile. (Click here, here, and here for my articles about Sex Ed and RH Bill).
6 - Words such as Taamah and major, major were everyone’s catchphrases for the year. Thanks to Maria Venus Raj’s major, major blunder at the Miss Universe Q & A. Taamah!
5 - The Bar blast that injured 44 people also made the headlines which brought us the question of whether to discontinue the long-standing tradition of Bar Exam Salubong or not. Raissa Laurel, the law student who lost her two legs after the blast, is modern-day picture of resiliency and optimism.
4 – In the world of sports, Manny’s eighth world title in eight different divisions made us proud in world sports. His opponent Antonio Margarito looked so awful after the twelve-round pugilism; he had cuts all over his face and a broken facial bone. On the other news, Philippine football team shocked defending champion Vietnam, 2 goals to nil in ASEAN Football Federation (AFF) Suzuki Cup tournament; finally reaching the semis against the powerhouse Indonesia. Will soccer be our next basketball?
3 - The biggest bonus in the history of Philippine lotto lured thousands of Pinoys to various lottery outlets all over. People from all walks of life flocked to try their luck for the windfall (which is, 1 in 28 million). in the end, the 741.1 million-peso pot money was won by a New York-based balikbayan.
2 - Who would forget the August 23 Manila hostage crisis? Nine innocent tourists were wasted due to a botched attempt of the Manila Police District. I am keeping my mouth shut.
1 – And instead of PNoy’s administration that should be frequently looked into, strange enough, his love life was always brought in the limelight. The bachelor’s affairs were always highlighted whether it’s with Liz Uy, Shalani Soledad, Korina, Barbara Milano, Bernadette Sembrano and 14 others girls. Let’s see who will be the new girls in the stellar president’s love life this year.
A Word of Thanks from JR Lopez Gonzales (Part III)
2010 has been a fruitful year for this weblog. The blog started in April at the height of the General Elections and never did I imagine that I would still continue to blog up until this point.
With a schedule so jam-packed with studying law, working as a college teacher, being a member of an international organization, and having a very beautiful girlfriend, I am pleased to have sustained my writing passion.
At the turn of this year, this humble blog had already surpassed its 10,000 view-mark. For the past months, this blog never left the 20th Spot in Philippine Top Blogs under the Politics Category. Last year, the blog entry, Supremely Surprising South Cotabato! Won the 1st SCT Blog-Writing: The South Cotabato Experience.
On this third installment of my thanks, shoutouts to the Admin Nanard Navarro of the SCT website. To the judges, Book author Corie Laraya-Coutts, and to the men & women of South Cotabato Tambayan under South Cotabato Gov. Dodo Pingoy, madamo gid nga salamat sa inyo nga pagsalig.
A fellow blogger even included my blog on his Top 10 Emerging Influential Blog for 2010!
To the politicians, government officials, actors, actresses, musicians, and journalists who, in any way, mentioned on this blog, thank you for your understanding.
To the thousands of readers, visitors, friends and fans (are there?) of this blog in the Philippines and other parts of the globe, thank you for reading and supporting my little space here in the net. Thank you for those enlightening critiques on my critiques, too.
I also would want to dedicate the blog’s achievement to my kababayans in South Cotabato, and in my beloved hometown of Tupi. This is humbly dedicated to my alma mater, my glorious Mindanao State University – Iligan Institute of Technology which served as my haven for six years now.
Ultimately, to all the Filipino journalists who, because of their dedication and determination, were able to bring about the news to the public. Even if it means threat to life for the sake of work and social responsibility. Maguindanao Massacre victims, you will never be forgotten.
I may be a college teacher. A law student. Yet my heart will always bleed with ink.
FlipTop Emcee Profiles
Abra
Real Name: Reymond Abracosa
Age: 21
Hometown: Pasig City
Reppin: Lyrically Deranged Poets, FlipMusic, Team Sunday
Anygma
Real Name: Alaric Riam Yuson
Age: ?
Hometown: ?
Reppin: AMPON, Talksic Ways
Apeks
Age: 17
Hometown: Valenzuela City
Reppin: Rhym Minister, Deepflowmahgik, Hustlin Records
Batas
Real Name: Mark Rodriguez
Age: 29
Hometown: Tahanan Paranaque
Reppin: Wild Ones Tatttoo, Kampo Teroritmo, Barangay Tibay, Sultan of Snap, Tha TVC Black
Cameltoe
Age: 22
Hometown: Paranaque
Reppin: Ampon
Daddy Joe D
Age: 24
Hometown: San Pedro, Laguna
Reppin: Elegante / P3TRecords, RS Production, Bigkasang San Pedro
Datu
Age: ?
Hometown: ?
Reppin: ?
Dello
Real Name: Wendell de Jesus Gatmaitan
Age: 28
Hometown: Tondo
Reppin: Skwaterhaws, Mongol Unit
Dhictah
Age: 22
Hometown: Ciudad Grande
Reppin: Kampo Terroritmo / Heavenly Host
Fuego
Age: 19
Hometown: Paco, Manila
Reppin: Mack-Town, Taft-Love
Gap
Age: 21
Hometown: Vito Cruz
Reppin: Vito Crew, TL, LD, People’s Future, Yo Momma
Harlem
Age: 22
Hometown: Pasig City
Reppin: Team Watawat, Schizophrenia, Street Team
Josh G.
Age: 18
Hometown: ?
Reppin: SNL Crew, Edub
Juan Lazy
Real Name: Marlon Peroramas
Age: 24
Hometown: Cebu City, Pasig City
Representing: Stickfiggas, 6000 Goonz, Team Watawat, Batangay Tibay, Konektado
NothingElse
Age: 25
Reppin: Ampon
Hometown: Santa Mesa, Manila
Plazma
Age: 24
Hometown: Quezon City
Reppin: Ampon / Murderdeathkill
Protégé
Age: 23
Hometown: Quezon City
Reppin: Audible MC’s, Talksic Ways
Shehyee
Age: 18
Hometown: Mandaluyong
Reppin: BMG
Silencer
Real Name: Ric Laurino
Age: 29
Hometown: Paranaque City
Reppin: Familia de Calibre, DC Clan Music, The Real South Pride Production
Skarm
Real Name: Philip Pacheco
Hometown: Pasig
Tropa / Label / Crew / Grupo:
Ampon, Talksic Ways
Contact Info: www.skarm.bandcamp.com
Target
Real Name: Rene Boy Palma
Age: ?
Hometown: Las Pinas City
Reppin: Double Cross, DC Clan Music, The Real South Pride Production
Tim
Age: 22
Hometown: SouthSide Las Pinas
Reppin: Himself
Zaito
Age: 26
Hometown: Las Pinas City / Cavite
Reppin: Vigilante Family, South Radical Production
Contact Info: www.youtube.com/User/SouthradicalProd
Top 10 Filipino Rap Battle Videos Online
Here’s my compilation of Top 10 best rap battles in the Philippine cyberspace. Never was I a fan of cursing that’s why I have to warn you of explicit language and transcripts of some punch lines.
Most matches are from FlipTop except from two which are from Sunugan.
10 – Datu vs. Cameltoe
Papaano mo ako sasarguhin, spotter ka lang sa bilyar
Pakanta-kanta ka pa, puta , supporter ni Villar.
- 5:01, Datu vs. Cameltoe
Hindi ka ba sabog? Tang ina, Cameltoe
Tawagan ko si bin Laden, nahanap ko na ang camel mo.
- 5:34, Datu vs. Cameltoe
9 – NothingElse vs. Abra
Matanda ka na nga, pero sa akin, ikaw ang beteranong olats,
Kasi nung nagsimula akong mag-rap, nalampasan kita nang wala pang 24 Oras.
- 2:40, NothingElse versus Abra
At wala akong pakialam sa mga sabi-sabi nila at sabi-sabi mo,
Dahil wala kang makukuhang respeto sa akin kahit tab-tabi po,
Maligo ka sa ihi ko!
- 4:10, NothingElse versus Abra
8 – Juan Tamad vs. Silencer
Ako ang hari ng palusot ‘di mo kayang barahin
Kasi pare gabi na, amoy araw ka pa rin!
- 3:00, Juan Tamad vs. Silencer Part 1
Tingnan mo ang tao nakatawa;
Kasi mayron kang eczema sa paa;
At ang kilikili mo may kuto;
Ewan ko ba kung bakit ganito ito
Tatawa pa talaga ang animal;
Kasi ang nguso busalsal!
- 5:00, Juan Tamad vs. Silencer Part 2
7 – Batas vs. JSKeelz (Sunugan)
Boss, balita? Ikaw pala si Batas?
Ang bobong tagapagmana… ng bulbol ni Satanas!
- 2:49, Batas vs. JSkeelz Part 1
6 – Batas vs. Fuego
Tang ina mo, Intsik beho, tulo laway, lawlaw shorts
Malamang sising-sisi na ang ermat mo at ‘di ka niya ipinaabort.
Putang ina ‘to, nung huling banat niya, may pa-shuryuken-shuryuken pang nalalalaman.
Ano’ng feeling mo, tamang Ryu, Ken ka sa Streetfighter?
Eh mas bagay ka namang mag-helicopter kick, kamukha mo kasi si Cynthia Luster.
- 0:01, Batas vs. Fuego Part 2
5 – Loonie vs. Gap
Mahilig ka pala sa chick na mataba,
Naglaro sila ng seesaw, ‘di siya makababa.
- 3:30, Loonie vs. Gap Part 1
Nakita ko ‘yung scandal n’yo doon sa Timog;
Bente pesos, DVD copy, pangontra libog.
- 3:39, Loonie vs. Gap Part 1
‘Tang-inang Chinito ka. Akala mo kung sino ka.
Mag-English ka na lang para kunwari matalino ka.
- 6:30, Loonie vs. Gap Part 1
4 – Batas vs. Dello
(Tapos ka na, tapos ka na…?)
Skwater! Pulubi, jologs, kadire!
Tang Ina! Bobo, pangit, mabaho amoy ihe!
- 3:28, Batas vs. Dello Part 1
Para ka lang contestant ng Hep-Hep Hooray ni Willie sa Two,
Kaya kita mo itsura mo, ganito pala mag-rap si Winnie the Pooh!
- 5:26, Batas vs. Dello Part 1
3 – Dello vs. Target
Kaya ‘tol, sagutin mo. True or False? ‘Di ba wala kang balls?
At kung meron man, sigurado ako, singlaki yan lang ng halls.
Halls candy, pero walang gustong sumubo
Kasi sobrang dumi niyan, puro damo ‘yong tumubo.
- 1:55, Dello vs. Target Part 1
Sa akin ka pa napatapat, ngayon kawawa ka lang ‘tol.
Kaya kitang lapastanganin kahit sa Wikang Espanol!
Vete a la mierda, go to hell, you’re a bum
Before you ato madre. Meaning ‘non ay fuck your mom!
- 3:58, Dello vs. Target Part 1
Ang dami nyang alam na lenggwahe; marami nang narating na lugar ‘to,
Ganun talaga ang magagawa kapag kargador ka sa barko!
- 5:03, Dello vs. Target Part 1
Bakit ganyan ka bumanat; para kang pedophile
Ang idol ko si Mike Swift, ikaw sino, si Krazykyle?
- 4:15, Dello vs. Target Part 2
2 - Dello-Target vs. Loonie-Datu (Sunugan)
Gusto ko sanang sumulat, mayron sanang bolpen,
Para matira ko ‘tong emcee na may kasamang boypren.
- 2:20, Dello-Target vs. Loonie-Datu Part 1
Halatang si Datu, napakabagal mag-isip
Silipin n’yo raw ‘yung aking ngipin, halatang naninilip.
Ito’ng si Loonie, ako raw ia-Ampatuan, sa entablado magdudusa,
Kung ako Ampatuan, ikaw i-Ro-Rolando Mendoza.
Parang hinostage sa bus, itong dalawang boyband
I-reformat n’yo yang utak nyo parang may virus na Trojan
Tang inang flow ‘yan, ang utak n’yo’y napaka-slow n’yan.
- 6:08, Dello-Target vs. Loonie-Datu Part 1
1 – Loonie vs. Zaito
Ito ba ‘yung ka-battle ko sa rap na galing probinsya
Anak ni Apl.de.ap kay Aling Dionisia?
- 1:53, Loonie Vs. Zaito Part 1
Baka naman nakaapak lang ng echas,
Palakpakan po natin si Rainier… Riquestas.
- 2:09, Loonie Vs. Zaito Part 1
Dahil ako’y parang Dragon, hininga ko’y apoy
Habang hininga mo’y amoy Boy Bawang!
- 2:52, Loonie Vs. Zaito Part 1
Zaito, mamatay ka na peste ka.
Para kang si Bustarhymes.
Basta nag-rhyme pwede na.
- 5:23, Loonie Vs. Zaito Part 2
Tingnan mo ang itsura, parang kunehong nabitin
Ay hindi pala, ito’y itsura ng modernong alipin.
Hindi, nakadilaw pa, tumerno sa ngipin.
- 5:48, Loonie Vs. Zaito Part 2




























