Here’s my compilation of Top 10 best rap battles in the Philippine cyberspace. Never was I a fan of cursing that’s why I have to warn you of explicit language and transcripts of some punch lines.
Most matches are from FlipTop except from two which are from Sunugan.
10 – Datu vs. Cameltoe
Papaano mo ako sasarguhin, spotter ka lang sa bilyar
Pakanta-kanta ka pa, puta , supporter ni Villar.
- 5:01, Datu vs. Cameltoe
Hindi ka ba sabog? Tang ina, Cameltoe
Tawagan ko si bin Laden, nahanap ko na ang camel mo.
- 5:34, Datu vs. Cameltoe
9 – NothingElse vs. Abra
Matanda ka na nga, pero sa akin, ikaw ang beteranong olats,
Kasi nung nagsimula akong mag-rap, nalampasan kita nang wala pang 24 Oras.
- 2:40, NothingElse versus Abra
At wala akong pakialam sa mga sabi-sabi nila at sabi-sabi mo,
Dahil wala kang makukuhang respeto sa akin kahit tab-tabi po,
Maligo ka sa ihi ko!
- 4:10, NothingElse versus Abra
8 – Juan Tamad vs. Silencer
Ako ang hari ng palusot ‘di mo kayang barahin
Kasi pare gabi na, amoy araw ka pa rin!
- 3:00, Juan Tamad vs. Silencer Part 1
Tingnan mo ang tao nakatawa;
Kasi mayron kang eczema sa paa;
At ang kilikili mo may kuto;
Ewan ko ba kung bakit ganito ito
Tatawa pa talaga ang animal;
Kasi ang nguso busalsal!
- 5:00, Juan Tamad vs. Silencer Part 2
7 – Batas vs. JSKeelz (Sunugan)
Boss, balita? Ikaw pala si Batas?
Ang bobong tagapagmana… ng bulbol ni Satanas!
- 2:49, Batas vs. JSkeelz Part 1
6 – Batas vs. Fuego
Tang ina mo, Intsik beho, tulo laway, lawlaw shorts
Malamang sising-sisi na ang ermat mo at ‘di ka niya ipinaabort.
Putang ina ‘to, nung huling banat niya, may pa-shuryuken-shuryuken pang nalalalaman.
Ano’ng feeling mo, tamang Ryu, Ken ka sa Streetfighter?
Eh mas bagay ka namang mag-helicopter kick, kamukha mo kasi si Cynthia Luster.
- 0:01, Batas vs. Fuego Part 2
5 – Loonie vs. Gap
Mahilig ka pala sa chick na mataba,
Naglaro sila ng seesaw, ‘di siya makababa.
- 3:30, Loonie vs. Gap Part 1
Nakita ko ‘yung scandal n’yo doon sa Timog;
Bente pesos, DVD copy, pangontra libog.
- 3:39, Loonie vs. Gap Part 1
‘Tang-inang Chinito ka. Akala mo kung sino ka.
Mag-English ka na lang para kunwari matalino ka.
- 6:30, Loonie vs. Gap Part 1
4 – Batas vs. Dello
(Tapos ka na, tapos ka na…?)
Skwater! Pulubi, jologs, kadire!
Tang Ina! Bobo, pangit, mabaho amoy ihe!
- 3:28, Batas vs. Dello Part 1
Para ka lang contestant ng Hep-Hep Hooray ni Willie sa Two,
Kaya kita mo itsura mo, ganito pala mag-rap si Winnie the Pooh!
- 5:26, Batas vs. Dello Part 1
3 – Dello vs. Target
Kaya ‘tol, sagutin mo. True or False? ‘Di ba wala kang balls?
At kung meron man, sigurado ako, singlaki yan lang ng halls.
Halls candy, pero walang gustong sumubo
Kasi sobrang dumi niyan, puro damo ‘yong tumubo.
- 1:55, Dello vs. Target Part 1
Sa akin ka pa napatapat, ngayon kawawa ka lang ‘tol.
Kaya kitang lapastanganin kahit sa Wikang Espanol!
Vete a la mierda, go to hell, you’re a bum
Before you ato madre. Meaning ‘non ay fuck your mom!
- 3:58, Dello vs. Target Part 1
Ang dami nyang alam na lenggwahe; marami nang narating na lugar ‘to,
Ganun talaga ang magagawa kapag kargador ka sa barko!
- 5:03, Dello vs. Target Part 1
Bakit ganyan ka bumanat; para kang pedophile
Ang idol ko si Mike Swift, ikaw sino, si Krazykyle?
- 4:15, Dello vs. Target Part 2
2 - Dello-Target vs. Loonie-Datu (Sunugan)
Gusto ko sanang sumulat, mayron sanang bolpen,
Para matira ko ‘tong emcee na may kasamang boypren.
- 2:20, Dello-Target vs. Loonie-Datu Part 1
Halatang si Datu, napakabagal mag-isip
Silipin n’yo raw ‘yung aking ngipin, halatang naninilip.
Ito’ng si Loonie, ako raw ia-Ampatuan, sa entablado magdudusa,
Kung ako Ampatuan, ikaw i-Ro-Rolando Mendoza.
Parang hinostage sa bus, itong dalawang boyband
I-reformat n’yo yang utak nyo parang may virus na Trojan
Tang inang flow ‘yan, ang utak n’yo’y napaka-slow n’yan.
- 6:08, Dello-Target vs. Loonie-Datu Part 1
1 – Loonie vs. Zaito
Ito ba ‘yung ka-battle ko sa rap na galing probinsya
Born and raised in Southern Mindanao’s fruit and vegetable haven of Tupi town in South Cotabato,he currently lives in Iligan City.
He is an advocate of education, environment, and Muslim-Christian harmony. He has been to many different national conventions ranging from science summer camps to schools press conferences. His passion for Mindanao deepened when he saw the disheartening effects of the armed conflicts when he distributed relief goods for the victims of the conflict in Kauswagan, Lanao del Norte in 2008.
In 2005, he was the recipient of the Pres. GMA Award of Outstanding Achievement in 2 categories: Student Leadership and Campus Journalism. He served in two different magazines as Editor-in-Chief in 2007-2009. JR is currently the Editor-in-Chief of MSU College of Law - Iligan’s schoolpaper.
He finds philosophical ideas intellectually stimulating. As a college teacher of politics and Philippines history, he is certain that one needs to be critical of the past in order to plan the future.
He is now studying law after obtaining a degree in Political Science at the MSU-Iligan Institute of Technology.
You can contact him at:
jrgon_zales@yahoo.com
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