Here’s my compilation of Top 10 best rap battles in the Philippine cyberspace. Never was I a fan of cursing that’s why I have to warn you of explicit language and transcripts of some punch lines.
Most matches are from FlipTop except from two which are from Sunugan.
10 – Datu vs. Cameltoe
Papaano mo ako sasarguhin, spotter ka lang sa bilyar
Pakanta-kanta ka pa, puta , supporter ni Villar.
- 5:01, Datu vs. Cameltoe
Hindi ka ba sabog? Tang ina, Cameltoe
Tawagan ko si bin Laden, nahanap ko na ang camel mo.
- 5:34, Datu vs. Cameltoe
9 – NothingElse vs. Abra
Matanda ka na nga, pero sa akin, ikaw ang beteranong olats,
Kasi nung nagsimula akong mag-rap, nalampasan kita nang wala pang 24 Oras.
- 2:40, NothingElse versus Abra
At wala akong pakialam sa mga sabi-sabi nila at sabi-sabi mo,
Dahil wala kang makukuhang respeto sa akin kahit tab-tabi po,
Maligo ka sa ihi ko!
- 4:10, NothingElse versus Abra
8 – Juan Tamad vs. Silencer
Ako ang hari ng palusot ‘di mo kayang barahin
Kasi pare gabi na, amoy araw ka pa rin!
- 3:00, Juan Tamad vs. Silencer Part 1
Tingnan mo ang tao nakatawa;
Kasi mayron kang eczema sa paa;
At ang kilikili mo may kuto;
Ewan ko ba kung bakit ganito ito
Tatawa pa talaga ang animal;
Kasi ang nguso busalsal!
- 5:00, Juan Tamad vs. Silencer Part 2
7 – Batas vs. JSKeelz (Sunugan)
Boss, balita? Ikaw pala si Batas?
Ang bobong tagapagmana… ng bulbol ni Satanas!
- 2:49, Batas vs. JSkeelz Part 1
6 – Batas vs. Fuego
Tang ina mo, Intsik beho, tulo laway, lawlaw shorts
Malamang sising-sisi na ang ermat mo at ‘di ka niya ipinaabort.
Putang ina ‘to, nung huling banat niya, may pa-shuryuken-shuryuken pang nalalalaman.
Ano’ng feeling mo, tamang Ryu, Ken ka sa Streetfighter?
Eh mas bagay ka namang mag-helicopter kick, kamukha mo kasi si Cynthia Luster.
- 0:01, Batas vs. Fuego Part 2
5 – Loonie vs. Gap
Mahilig ka pala sa chick na mataba,
Naglaro sila ng seesaw, ‘di siya makababa.
- 3:30, Loonie vs. Gap Part 1
Nakita ko ‘yung scandal n’yo doon sa Timog;
Bente pesos, DVD copy, pangontra libog.
- 3:39, Loonie vs. Gap Part 1
‘Tang-inang Chinito ka. Akala mo kung sino ka.
Mag-English ka na lang para kunwari matalino ka.
- 6:30, Loonie vs. Gap Part 1
4 – Batas vs. Dello
(Tapos ka na, tapos ka na…?)
Skwater! Pulubi, jologs, kadire!
Tang Ina! Bobo, pangit, mabaho amoy ihe!
- 3:28, Batas vs. Dello Part 1
Para ka lang contestant ng Hep-Hep Hooray ni Willie sa Two,
Kaya kita mo itsura mo, ganito pala mag-rap si Winnie the Pooh!
- 5:26, Batas vs. Dello Part 1
3 – Dello vs. Target
Kaya ‘tol, sagutin mo. True or False? ‘Di ba wala kang balls?
At kung meron man, sigurado ako, singlaki yan lang ng halls.
Halls candy, pero walang gustong sumubo
Kasi sobrang dumi niyan, puro damo ‘yong tumubo.
- 1:55, Dello vs. Target Part 1
Sa akin ka pa napatapat, ngayon kawawa ka lang ‘tol.
Kaya kitang lapastanganin kahit sa Wikang Espanol!
Vete a la mierda, go to hell, you’re a bum
Before you ato madre. Meaning ‘non ay fuck your mom!
- 3:58, Dello vs. Target Part 1
Ang dami nyang alam na lenggwahe; marami nang narating na lugar ‘to,
Ganun talaga ang magagawa kapag kargador ka sa barko!
- 5:03, Dello vs. Target Part 1
Bakit ganyan ka bumanat; para kang pedophile
Ang idol ko si Mike Swift, ikaw sino, si Krazykyle?
- 4:15, Dello vs. Target Part 2
2 - Dello-Target vs. Loonie-Datu (Sunugan)
Gusto ko sanang sumulat, mayron sanang bolpen,
Para matira ko ‘tong emcee na may kasamang boypren.
- 2:20, Dello-Target vs. Loonie-Datu Part 1
Halatang si Datu, napakabagal mag-isip
Silipin n’yo raw ‘yung aking ngipin, halatang naninilip.
Ito’ng si Loonie, ako raw ia-Ampatuan, sa entablado magdudusa,
Kung ako Ampatuan, ikaw i-Ro-Rolando Mendoza.
Parang hinostage sa bus, itong dalawang boyband
I-reformat n’yo yang utak nyo parang may virus na Trojan
Tang inang flow ‘yan, ang utak n’yo’y napaka-slow n’yan.
- 6:08, Dello-Target vs. Loonie-Datu Part 1
1 – Loonie vs. Zaito
Ito ba ‘yung ka-battle ko sa rap na galing probinsya
Certain warning signs may indicate serious depression and the possibility of suicide. To prevent things from worsening, take any threat of suicide seriously, even if the person is already being treated for depression.
If you see any of these danger signs, call a doctor, mental health clinic or suicide hotline immediately:
10 – A sudden brightening of mood after a period of being depressed.
9 – Delusions or hallucinations, such as hearing voices.
8 – Actions or threats of assault, physical harm or violence.
7 – Unusually risky behavior, such as buying or handling a gun or driving recklessly.
6 – Threats or talk of death or suicide, such as “I don’t care anymore”, or “You won’t need to worry about me much longer”.
5 – Putting affairs in order, such as saying goodbye to friends, giving away prized possessions or writing a will.
4 – Pacing agitated behavior, frequent mood changes and sleeplessness for several nights.
3 – Withdrawal from relationships.
2 – Strong desire to be alone such as refusing to go to school or participate in group activities.
1 – Feeling of sadness, helplessness and hopelessness that usually have crying spells.
Ipinaskil ni
JR Lopez Gonzales
sa
1:59 AM |
Sunday, November 14, 2010
TEXAS, USA – Filipino boxing icon Manny Pacquiao grabbed hold of the tail end and dismantled the “Tijuana Tornado” Antonio Margarito, after a unanimous decision win adding the World Light Middleweight Championship belt to his historic eight championship titles in eight divisions at the jam-packed Cowboy Stadium, hours earlier.
Speed remained Pacman’s primary weapon as he gobbled up the Mexican star. The judges scored the bout: 120-108, 118-110, and 119-109 in favor of the People’s Champ.
On the starting bell, both fighters immediately engaged on the violent confrontation. Trying to gauge each other’s punching power, the Filipino star’s flurry of punches found their marks. Both fighters’ disparity in height was evident and Margarito’s five-inch reach advantage can also be seen when he unloads his jabs.
The Tijuana Tornado was touted to be a “diesel” fighter that builds up momentum and revs over time. Wisely using his footwork, Pacquiao frequently dances out of trouble each time his three-time-champ opponent would ram him with bodyblows in the second round.
Pacquiao, on his white trunks, looked like a swift butterfly that softly dances around the stiff Mexican warrior. There was a beautiful exchange of punches in the third but the Filipino fighter has amazingly used speed to his advantage which enabled him to punch upstairs and downstairs.
The Filipino champ manifested his firepower in the early seconds of the fourth round that made 42,000 people at the stadium roar and jump to their seats. Pacman’s combinations stunned Tijuana Tornado pushed him to back. Moments later, Margarito pinned Pacquiao to the ropes but the People’s Champ released a series of punches that forced the Mexican backpedalling again. After the round, the Mexican boxer a cut can be seen just below his right eye.
The fifth period of the game came as Pacquiao, with his signature flash-like reflexes, danced out of trouble while launching his counters. The fight still continued to heat up, but with forty seconds left on the game, a large lump can be seen on the Mexican’s face due to the bunch of power-punches he has taken.
Halfway through the match, Pacman’s right jabs were more evident. The fight seemed like the Pacquiao-Dela Hoya fight. Speed versus height and power. The Mexican pugilist continued to receive huge blows from the dominating People’s Champ.
On the seventh, the Mexi-cutioner landed more serious punches despite the occasional stinging right hooks of his opponent. He again unloaded his arsenal with a minute and a half left in the round. Pacman’s right hooks landed on the Margarito’s already-bruised cheek like laser-guided missiles with forty seconds to go.With five rounds to go, Rep. Pacquiao still continued to dominate the exchange of punches. The Filipino pugilist has perfectly found his punching angles eventhough there was a significant showing of his fatigue.
On the ninth round, Margarito’s marred face can clearly be seen while the referee Laurence Cole occasionally checked his cut. On the tenth, despite the puffy face of Margarito, his coach Robert Garcia seemed no plans of stopping the fight. Manny Pacquiao just continued to push through his plan of going in and out of harm’s way.
On the penultimate round, it seemed that Pacquiao got a hold of his second hind and continued to overpower the sluggish Mexican with his accurate haymakers. Pacquiao’s crisp punches can be heard; as each fist landed on its designated points on Margarito’s face.
On the last ticks of the fight, it was the Tijuana Tornado’s heart and courage that kept him fighting. Referee Cole again see to it that Margarito still have a good vision despite the two swollen eyes. Pacquiao’s trunks had lots of blood smears from Margarito’s dripping cuts. In an obvious attempt to hold back, Pacman let the round pass without trying to give out hard punches to the already battered opponent. The brave Mexican boxer still managed to keep on fighting until the last bell.
Number 13 proved to be lucky. Manny Pacquiao sealed his 13th straight win with his eighth world championship title in eight separate weight divisions – a feat unmatched by any other boxer in the planet.Mayweather, hope you've watched the fight.
Born and raised in Southern Mindanao’s fruit and vegetable haven of Tupi town in South Cotabato,he currently lives in Iligan City.
He is an advocate of education, environment, and Muslim-Christian harmony. He has been to many different national conventions ranging from science summer camps to schools press conferences. His passion for Mindanao deepened when he saw the disheartening effects of the armed conflicts when he distributed relief goods for the victims of the conflict in Kauswagan, Lanao del Norte in 2008.
In 2005, he was the recipient of the Pres. GMA Award of Outstanding Achievement in 2 categories: Student Leadership and Campus Journalism. He served in two different magazines as Editor-in-Chief in 2007-2009. JR is currently the Editor-in-Chief of MSU College of Law - Iligan’s schoolpaper.
He finds philosophical ideas intellectually stimulating. As a college teacher of politics and Philippines history, he is certain that one needs to be critical of the past in order to plan the future.
He is now studying law after obtaining a degree in Political Science at the MSU-Iligan Institute of Technology.
You can contact him at:
jrgon_zales@yahoo.com
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