Abra
Real Name: Reymond Abracosa
Age: 21
Hometown: Pasig City
Reppin: Lyrically Deranged Poets, FlipMusic, Team Sunday
Anygma
Real Name: Alaric Riam Yuson
Age: ?
Hometown: ?
Reppin: AMPON, Talksic Ways
Apeks
Age: 17
Hometown: Valenzuela City
Reppin: Rhym Minister, Deepflowmahgik, Hustlin Records
Batas
Real Name: Mark Rodriguez
Age: 29
Hometown: Tahanan Paranaque
Reppin: Wild Ones Tatttoo, Kampo Teroritmo, Barangay Tibay, Sultan of Snap, Tha TVC Black
Cameltoe
Age: 22
Hometown: Paranaque
Reppin: Ampon
Daddy Joe D
Age: 24
Hometown: San Pedro, Laguna
Reppin: Elegante / P3TRecords, RS Production, Bigkasang San Pedro
Datu
Age: ?
Hometown: ?
Reppin: ?
Dello
Real Name: Wendell de Jesus Gatmaitan
Age: 28
Hometown: Tondo
Reppin: Skwaterhaws, Mongol Unit
Dhictah
Age: 22
Hometown: Ciudad Grande
Reppin: Kampo Terroritmo / Heavenly Host
Fuego
Age: 19
Hometown: Paco, Manila
Reppin: Mack-Town, Taft-Love
Gap
Age: 21
Hometown: Vito Cruz
Reppin: Vito Crew, TL, LD, People’s Future, Yo Momma
Harlem
Age: 22
Hometown: Pasig City
Reppin: Team Watawat, Schizophrenia, Street Team
Josh G.
Age: 18
Hometown: ?
Reppin: SNL Crew, Edub
Juan Lazy
Loonie
Real Name: Marlon Peroramas
Age: 24
Hometown: Cebu City, Pasig City
Representing: Stickfiggas, 6000 Goonz, Team Watawat, Batangay Tibay, Konektado
NothingElse
Age: 25
Reppin: Ampon
Hometown: Santa Mesa, Manila
Plazma
Age: 24
Hometown: Quezon City
Reppin: Ampon / Murderdeathkill
Protégé
Age: 23
Hometown: Quezon City
Reppin: Audible MC’s, Talksic Ways
Shehyee
Age: 18
Hometown: Mandaluyong
Reppin: BMG
Silencer
Real Name: Ric Laurino
Age: 29
Hometown: Paranaque City
Reppin: Familia de Calibre, DC Clan Music, The Real South Pride Production
Skarm
Real Name: Philip Pacheco
Hometown: Pasig
Tropa / Label / Crew / Grupo:
Ampon, Talksic Ways
Contact Info: www.skarm.bandcamp.com
Target
Real Name: Rene Boy Palma
Age: ?
Hometown: Las Pinas City
Reppin: Double Cross, DC Clan Music, The Real South Pride Production
Tim
Age: 22
Hometown: SouthSide Las Pinas
Reppin: Himself
Zaito
Age: 26
Hometown: Las Pinas City / Cavite
Reppin: Vigilante Family, South Radical Production
Contact Info: www.youtube.com/User/SouthradicalProd
Here’s my compilation of Top 10 best rap battles in the Philippine cyberspace. Never was I a fan of cursing that’s why I have to warn you of explicit language and transcripts of some punch lines.
Most matches are from FlipTop except from two which are from Sunugan.
10 – Datu vs. Cameltoe
Papaano mo ako sasarguhin, spotter ka lang sa bilyar
Pakanta-kanta ka pa, puta , supporter ni Villar.
- 5:01, Datu vs. Cameltoe
Hindi ka ba sabog? Tang ina, Cameltoe
Tawagan ko si bin Laden, nahanap ko na ang camel mo.
- 5:34, Datu vs. Cameltoe
9 – NothingElse vs. Abra
Matanda ka na nga, pero sa akin, ikaw ang beteranong olats,
Kasi nung nagsimula akong mag-rap, nalampasan kita nang wala pang 24 Oras.
- 2:40, NothingElse versus Abra
At wala akong pakialam sa mga sabi-sabi nila at sabi-sabi mo,
Dahil wala kang makukuhang respeto sa akin kahit tab-tabi po,
Maligo ka sa ihi ko!
- 4:10, NothingElse versus Abra
8 – Juan Tamad vs. Silencer
Ako ang hari ng palusot ‘di mo kayang barahin
Kasi pare gabi na, amoy araw ka pa rin!
- 3:00, Juan Tamad vs. Silencer Part 1
Tingnan mo ang tao nakatawa;
Kasi mayron kang eczema sa paa;
At ang kilikili mo may kuto;
Ewan ko ba kung bakit ganito ito
Tatawa pa talaga ang animal;
Kasi ang nguso busalsal!
- 5:00, Juan Tamad vs. Silencer Part 2
7 – Batas vs. JSKeelz (Sunugan)
Boss, balita? Ikaw pala si Batas?
Ang bobong tagapagmana… ng bulbol ni Satanas!
- 2:49, Batas vs. JSkeelz Part 1
6 – Batas vs. Fuego
Tang ina mo, Intsik beho, tulo laway, lawlaw shorts
Malamang sising-sisi na ang ermat mo at ‘di ka niya ipinaabort.
Putang ina ‘to, nung huling banat niya, may pa-shuryuken-shuryuken pang nalalalaman.
Ano’ng feeling mo, tamang Ryu, Ken ka sa Streetfighter?
Eh mas bagay ka namang mag-helicopter kick, kamukha mo kasi si Cynthia Luster.
- 0:01, Batas vs. Fuego Part 2
5 – Loonie vs. Gap
Mahilig ka pala sa chick na mataba,
Naglaro sila ng seesaw, ‘di siya makababa.
- 3:30, Loonie vs. Gap Part 1
Nakita ko ‘yung scandal n’yo doon sa Timog;
Bente pesos, DVD copy, pangontra libog.
- 3:39, Loonie vs. Gap Part 1
‘Tang-inang Chinito ka. Akala mo kung sino ka.
Mag-English ka na lang para kunwari matalino ka.
- 6:30, Loonie vs. Gap Part 1
4 – Batas vs. Dello
(Tapos ka na, tapos ka na…?)
Skwater! Pulubi, jologs, kadire!
Tang Ina! Bobo, pangit, mabaho amoy ihe!
- 3:28, Batas vs. Dello Part 1
Para ka lang contestant ng Hep-Hep Hooray ni Willie sa Two,
Kaya kita mo itsura mo, ganito pala mag-rap si Winnie the Pooh!
- 5:26, Batas vs. Dello Part 1
3 – Dello vs. Target
Kaya ‘tol, sagutin mo. True or False? ‘Di ba wala kang balls?
At kung meron man, sigurado ako, singlaki yan lang ng halls.
Halls candy, pero walang gustong sumubo
Kasi sobrang dumi niyan, puro damo ‘yong tumubo.
- 1:55, Dello vs. Target Part 1
Sa akin ka pa napatapat, ngayon kawawa ka lang ‘tol.
Kaya kitang lapastanganin kahit sa Wikang Espanol!
Vete a la mierda, go to hell, you’re a bum
Before you ato madre. Meaning ‘non ay fuck your mom!
- 3:58, Dello vs. Target Part 1
Ang dami nyang alam na lenggwahe; marami nang narating na lugar ‘to,
Ganun talaga ang magagawa kapag kargador ka sa barko!
- 5:03, Dello vs. Target Part 1
Bakit ganyan ka bumanat; para kang pedophile
Ang idol ko si Mike Swift, ikaw sino, si Krazykyle?
- 4:15, Dello vs. Target Part 2
2 - Dello-Target vs. Loonie-Datu (Sunugan)
Gusto ko sanang sumulat, mayron sanang bolpen,
Para matira ko ‘tong emcee na may kasamang boypren.
- 2:20, Dello-Target vs. Loonie-Datu Part 1
Halatang si Datu, napakabagal mag-isip
Silipin n’yo raw ‘yung aking ngipin, halatang naninilip.
Ito’ng si Loonie, ako raw ia-Ampatuan, sa entablado magdudusa,
Kung ako Ampatuan, ikaw i-Ro-Rolando Mendoza.
Parang hinostage sa bus, itong dalawang boyband
I-reformat n’yo yang utak nyo parang may virus na Trojan
Tang inang flow ‘yan, ang utak n’yo’y napaka-slow n’yan.
- 6:08, Dello-Target vs. Loonie-Datu Part 1
1 – Loonie vs. Zaito
Ito ba ‘yung ka-battle ko sa rap na galing probinsya
Anak ni Apl.de.ap kay Aling Dionisia?
- 1:53, Loonie Vs. Zaito Part 1
Baka naman nakaapak lang ng echas,
Palakpakan po natin si Rainier… Riquestas.
- 2:09, Loonie Vs. Zaito Part 1
Dahil ako’y parang Dragon, hininga ko’y apoy
Habang hininga mo’y amoy Boy Bawang!
- 2:52, Loonie Vs. Zaito Part 1
Zaito, mamatay ka na peste ka.
Para kang si Bustarhymes.
Basta nag-rhyme pwede na.
- 5:23, Loonie Vs. Zaito Part 2
Tingnan mo ang itsura, parang kunehong nabitin
Ay hindi pala, ito’y itsura ng modernong alipin.
Hindi, nakadilaw pa, tumerno sa ngipin.
- 5:48, Loonie Vs. Zaito Part 2
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